Gray Matter Zone
Recently I have discovered the fact that I am currently trapped in a peculiar predicament. That predicament being a mental disorder in which I am unable to organize and present my thoughts in a fashion that is beneficial to the general public. Well, it's also possible that I just have a lack of anything beneficial to say in the first place. However, I think that it's that I've been overloaded with frivolous information, leading me to have an outpouring of other ideas that won't materialize in total. But you just wait assholes; in all of your doubt of me, I will start posting a bunch of useless shit that you won't know how to handle. Then you'll be sorry. I've been reading different sources of information, and I've thought a lot about them, but I 'm just not sure how to regurgitate them all over your new pillow. With that said, in no particular order, here are the pieces of information that deserve discussion:
1) Young Money magazine, found in room in building at school: "Craig Karges can read thoughts and melt spoons with his mind. Meet the campus entertainer of the year." If you could only see the picture. I guess entertainment continues to suck. Young Money? Okay.
2) Allen Ross- taken over by cults back in '95. Killed ritualistically and buried in basement. He was a movie-maker, until he got caught up in the "Sumeritans," and we're not talking about the ancient culture here. They believed that due to all the evil in the world, the cosmos would soon open. Porceeding this, various travels, black magic, and winds of lore. Check out the movie about him.
3) Social experimentation: I need to work on this. I plan to invite people over from the streets and try out some new personalities.
4) People emailing me with excuses: stop that. I don't care.
5) Glenn Danzig got punched out earlier this year. Watch the video if you're interested. It's funny because Danzig said, "Mother, tell your children not to walk my way," and he thinks he's real tough. Mind you, he's 5'4".
6) Hagan, Chris- failing math right now. Needs help.
7) Should I grow that mustache I've been talking about?
1) Young Money magazine, found in room in building at school: "Craig Karges can read thoughts and melt spoons with his mind. Meet the campus entertainer of the year." If you could only see the picture. I guess entertainment continues to suck. Young Money? Okay.
2) Allen Ross- taken over by cults back in '95. Killed ritualistically and buried in basement. He was a movie-maker, until he got caught up in the "Sumeritans," and we're not talking about the ancient culture here. They believed that due to all the evil in the world, the cosmos would soon open. Porceeding this, various travels, black magic, and winds of lore. Check out the movie about him.
3) Social experimentation: I need to work on this. I plan to invite people over from the streets and try out some new personalities.
4) People emailing me with excuses: stop that. I don't care.
5) Glenn Danzig got punched out earlier this year. Watch the video if you're interested. It's funny because Danzig said, "Mother, tell your children not to walk my way," and he thinks he's real tough. Mind you, he's 5'4".
6) Hagan, Chris- failing math right now. Needs help.
7) Should I grow that mustache I've been talking about?
posted by fiestawizard at 3:42 PM
1 Comments:
Your post makes me realize the extent to which I don't even know SHIT! That's cool, but horrifying. Point-by-point:
1) I saw this magazine laying on a table at a building at my school, as well. Decided not to touch it based on the cover story: "How to build your credit history." I'd love to see a picture of "kRAzY" Craig Karges, though, if you can post one here...
2) I must learn more. What's the name of the movie? P.S. -- the thing I'm realizing here is that when you have a post this long, you may need to do the leg work for us in terms of googling and whatnot... as we are mental and emotional cripples.
3) New personalities for whom? It's sure to be fun, either way, or both ways for that matter (as Courtney Love used to say).
4) Not me, dude. NOT me. I've got one for you, anyway: How am I supposed to keep on taking care of your car when all of time is taken up with the weeping hole in my nipple?
5) Thanks for the link on this one. He's a tiny man, indeed. His penis length: clitoral.
6) Tell him to imagine that every problem is based on something he enjoys immensely, like fishing.
7) Ponder: If you don't allow yourself to grow it now, while in your early 20s and in grad school, when WILL you allow yourself to grow it?
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