Saturday, November 24, 2007

Infinite dream tendrils - here to go planet R101

Last post: Nov. 9th. Two kids played with makeshift swords in the waning fall sunlight atop a stockpile of concrete and other fill materials. Nobody was injured. Today: shopping sprees will continue on into the night with sweaty foreheads and sub-standard motives and morals. I sweat under and on the palms and behind the knees. I just received word from Baxter Jesus in my inbox regarding Sophia. The message will be disregarded. Now, as for being a leader in commerce, if I was one, I'll tell you what I'd do, knowing that you're interested. As stores continue to open earlier and earlier on the day after Thanksgiving, there's only one thing to do, really. I'd swing the doors open at 7 am on Thanksgiving day (right in the face of that pushy guy witht the tight sweatpants at the front of the line). It doesn't take some sort of business genius to know that if you offer up the best raw deals in the area (your choice of appliance for $4, free gallon of whole milk with any purchase over $2, hot sandwich upon entry, box of broken dreams, additional life coaching when you buy any item containing slots of any sort...) people will swarm without regard to sacrifice of any sort of family obligations. This phenomena is best illustrated in cases of murderous spouses and our nation's military history. People don't care that it's a holiday, in fact, most people dread the Thanksgiving day family mixings, only made slightly less dreadful by the anticipation of the quick-fix feeling of complete satisfaction the following day made possible by long lines and $10 DVD players with the purchase of the "Hooker Fantasy Package (by Mattel)." But I digress and maybe transgress... the bottom line is that I have a good sense for the penny, but have nothing but a cold heart for family gathering and the ensuing love and warmth that I may receive if I was better. For what it's worth BORT, your X-mas gift has already been selected. Sorry if it may in fact be detrimental to you, but, as they also say, it may make you stronger (you will also receive a hug from me).

Now let's proceed to part two - there are no rules! That's right, everything I just said about my new ideas should be taken with a grain of salt, because my overall approach to my ideas is that I shouldn't follow them, lest I choose to be one step closer to the depths of hell's gate.

Right now I'm also working on some sort of generation program (in A) to follow up my previous list of important steps that you may or may not have adhered to. The delay is immense, but so will be the reward. I already have a word generator and here are some of the words that have yet to be defined:

Meledy
Asmarnats
Spistcuc
Blonsed
Coffelad
Pabled
Sectes

... to provide a few. I have a feeling that the linguists will be on me like burning tar about the alpah-arrangement of these words, but we all have our own way of bleeding internally do we not? ... my, "random phrase generation" program at work.

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