At least my feet don't smell as bad as Dale's

I have a taped message that plays this repeatedly. In a deep, almost Bronson-like, voice. I found this tape on the street next to an empty can of Olde English.

West zone standard methods

The premise of this writing is that there is something important to say (or, more specifically, that I have something important to say). That would be rather vain, no? This is also the premise held true by philosophers, CEO's and local jerk-offs. So, throw out your ideals, go out there and mix it up a bit with other kids. Eliminate the typical thought patterns that you have; they only make things more confusing and difficult, just like the use of the semicolon. Take a winning attitude with you. Hold a neon cross if it makes you feel better.